raggety writes "Remember when you were young (for some that may be a bit difficult) and there was that one annoying kid who would copy every word you said? You would say something and they would just repeat it. Just so they could annoy the living shizzle out of you!! Remember how you wanted to choke them till they turned blue in the face? Well, now you can. The annoying kid is EA Games and they''''ve decided to copy another company called Valve. It wasn''''t enough that they had to drag out the Battlefield series to make us cough up cash like a cat with a furball but then they had to copy someone else''''s game.
And so we come to Team Fortress2. If you''''ve played TF2, you know that Valve has created a semi-amusing game that features different classes based on the original TF but the way that Valve set it apart from other games is the cartoonish style of play. Enter "Battlefield: Heroes" from EA Games. For those of you that are unaware, this game is a cartoon. A literal cartoon. Once again, EA lacks all originality and decides that they want in on the Valve action. So they take the Battlefield series and tack on one more version for everyone to cough up their furball.
Here''''s a suggestion EA, since you can''''t seem to come up with any new games, I''''ll help you. Let''''s try Battlefield: Civil War. When you enter the game, you start as a private entering basic training. Out comes the Drill Sergeant who sounds like the one from the movie Full Metal Jacket. He starts yelling in your face with things like "You wanna make Abraham Lincoln your biotch DON''''T YOU!?!?" and "The thought of beating Ulysses S Grant into submission sexually excites you DOESN''''T IT?!?!" Ok, maybe I didn''''t think that idea all the way through. Either way, it has more originality than EA.
If you wanna see this mockery of a game and actually play it, the beta has been reopened for your fornication. This should be about as much fun as having a laser pointed at your cornea''''s while flying a 747.
Link to the Neowin Article"
