raggety writes "Ok, so my titles a little lame. It was the best I could come up with given the cir*****stances but in my defense, I''''m not the only one using it. If you look at the online articles for this new update, you''''ll find alot of places like Neowin that use the new term DLC (not to be confused with TLC unless of course you have nice hair and your name is Rhaegar. DON''''T TOUCH THE HAIR!!). In case you''''re wondering, DLC refers to Down-Loadable Content. It''''s the new term used by DICE to make you feel better about it''''s upcoming release in March. So let''''s take away the sugar coating and call this what it really is: the new term for EP or Expansion Pack.
Yes, EA is not happy taking your money just one time. They want more and in a down economy, they''''re looking for every reason to rob you blind. Don''''t think of it as an invasion of your wallet but more like your contribution to feed the starving programmers at DICE and EA. Yes, for mere dollars a day, you too can sponsor a keyboard jockey. They''''ll even send you an autographed picture of your byte banger slaving away with fly paper over his cube and pictures of his family he hasn''''t seen in months. He''''ll send you weekly email updates about his upcoming deadlines and how there''''s only one bullet left after he''''s played a few rounds of Russian roulette. If the email''''s stop coming, you know he won!
Once again, I descend into the 7th circle of hell in search of the proper analogy but returning to reality, EA is planning to release their new frosted sugar-coated expansion pack in March to cheering crowds. This will include 3 new maps; Nightfire, Station, and Knee Deep. It also includes a map for the Nazi Zombie coop-mode called Verruckt (which is German for "EA knows where you keep your wallet"). Also, keep in mind that this is not to be confused with the new 1.2 patch that was released a couple days ago. The patch is designed to fix bugs and the DLC is designed to create more bugs.
I''''d almost be excited except that I feel like I''''m not getting a reach-around with this DLC.
Link to the Neowin Article with pictures"
